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08.06.2025 01:37
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
No go.
No way
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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